If I mail myself inside of a box to the police station and when they open it I just get out of it and>>?

say sorry wrong address and walk out? Can they charge me with a crime for having them pay cash on delivery (cod)?

If I mail myself inside of a box to the police station and when they open it I just get out of it and%26gt;%26gt;?
yea cops like a little wackiness now and then. take it a step further and have a toy gun that shoots a little flag out saying"bang". then yell "hi yo silver away" as u run out the door. they will love it.
Reply:Hi Jack:


Was beginning to worry, you're late today!! Here's one for you!


A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.


The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"


Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"


The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.


The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."





And no You won't be charged for the COD, we'd just let your shrink add it on to his bill.
Reply:Your size? It would have to be a crate.
Reply:Why in the world would you want to do that?! I mean, I guess it would be kinda funny but I would do it to a friend, NOT THE POLICE!!!!!!! Shipping would be a lot of money too....and....I dont even know if thats possible. You can't just mail people....
Reply:Good question - give it a try and report back to us.
Reply:They might think you are a terrorist or someone crazy and lock you up.
Reply:If they actually paid for the delivery, assuming you made it that far, yes you would be arrested.
Reply:Departments don't accept large crates COD. Plus you might get lost in the mail and end up in Afghanistan. Not saying that would be a bad thing.
Reply:well its the police so if your being an inconvienience to them they are likely to "throw the book at you"
Reply:Actually, you would sneeze and me and my brothers will open up on you, then send your sorry butt to the "dead" letter office.
Reply:that's supid why would you even do that??
Reply:jack f your questions never cease to amaze me.
Reply:NOt if you sing "Happy birthday, Mr. Smithers..."
Reply:First of all you won't even make it out the box. Soon as they hear noises your a goner.
Reply:If I were the desk Sargent, I'd forward your box including contents straight to the mental hospital!
Reply:I see you didn't put much thought into this.


1) Post office X-rays mail


2) The police department does not accept CODs


3) You would be stuck in a box for up to a week. You will most likely be dead upon arrival.
Reply:Yes, it is illegal to mail yourself.

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